The floor must be slanted.

The scale must be broken.

Gravity is having an off day.

We all do it. It’s okay. Wherever you are, wherever you’re at, I’m here for you.

Whether you need me to help you hide the scale or research which one to buy. It’s okay, there is no normal. Let’s laugh, give ourselves a break. Eat a donut and eat some kale.

We’ll be alright!